The World Is My Block

The artiste in question is Skandal and the event's to celebrate the release of his album "Hunger Pains". Familiarise yourself with his output here...

I Heard him flingin' down some heavyweight bars when he opened up for Souls of Mischief earlier this month and dude does not disappoint live

All you need to do is bring yourself and a packed lunch.....the juice is free.

Don't be late, cos these events are always RAMMED and with this F'd up weather we've been having lately you'll either freeze or drown if you get left outside. 

Til' then Blockski's....

Pie-Ce

Blaze

Funky house is supposed to be a sexy affair happening in places where fly chicas with 3 Degrees come to show off what they learnt in their belly dancing and salsa lessons. And where the reformed 'Man dem' pose off at strategic places lookin sharp, spittin game to the said females.

It's not like that at all though. It's like war and it's not sexy. The chicks don't dance they 'Stomp' and all the 'Gym boys' just wanna out sweat each other. It's not Funky it's Fuckries....

Who can save us from this madness?

She can!

Enter Natalie "Sexy Sexy" May. She's the triple threat. She sings, writes and dances.....very well. She's one of my Fly Females of Funky. Other members include Princess Nyah, Egypt and Meleka...to name a few. Her new track Sexy Sexy(Put your fingers all up on me) has been bringing the funk back to the clubs for a little while now and is due for general release in January. 

It's a BIG tune and if she let me, I would blatantly put my fingers all up on her, and her dancers, and her backup dancer......and her manager. They're like a gang of brown Barbies on a mission to 'keep it sexy'. I endorse this.

Check out the fressssh new video and have a listen to what happened when she joined me in the studio a few weeks back...

Yesterday I fell the FUCK over. 

I was heading up the stairs to the library and It came out of nowhere. Actually, I'm lying. I was trying some flash "dip under the bannister" shit when a simple "one 2 step" would've done the job. 

It wasn't pretty. I lost balance mid crouch and in a split second I was laid out on the stairs like a drunk tramp.  I felt like Sonic when he gets stabbed by a spike. My cool points went everywhere.....Bling! bling! Bl -bl-bl-bl-bliiiiiing! 

My swagger was in tatters. Everybody laughed and nobody helped. I can only deduce from this that the library is a place where humanity HAS no place.  So FUCK the library. From now on, I'm working at home.

People doing silly shit. Then falling over.

Parkour fool

Singing atop table fool

R2-D2 fool

So beware of "The Drops" blockski's, they can strike at any time....

Til then,

Pie-Ce

Blaze

After "Brain Training" at Saturday school my sister and I would sit down with our happy meals  and get our little minds warped by the comedic madness that was "The Real McKoy". 

As the only man on The Block, it's my duty to keep our male readers updated with all things fresh and fashionable.   

After their world record breaking Time Sculpture advert, trophy lust has permeated the creative minds at Toshiba. 

To aptly launch their new range of Regza TV's, they decided there was only one thing for it.... Float an armchair up to the edge of the atmosphere, film it, and in doing so acquire the world record for the highest ever advert.

My thoughts are, that certain individuals were consuming illicit substances over a working lunch, or that brainstorming sessions were outsourced to a gang of six year olds. The end result could easily be a product of either scenario.

To get the in-house take on the whole affair, peep "The Making Of..." right here.

Till next time Blockski's

Pie-Ce

Blaze

Above is the video for Mama(Loves A Crackhead) from the album Who Needs Actions When you Got Words

London is the PLACE for culinary globetrotting. Whether it be a full blown restaurant or a tiny unit slotted into the cityscape, we can skip continents and timezones with just an Oyster card and our natural desire for good food. I love it when I find a new place to chow down. I can go there every day for a month, get sick of it, and move on. This is one such place.

"Kennedys" on Goswell Road; experience the traditional British Fish Supper (plus salad and coleslaw) with some choice alternatives such as Calamari, Trout or Scampi washed down with a glass of the house wine or Tea/Coffee ALL for a fiver...

Blaze.

This mini-doc was brought to my attention about a year ago and it maps the journey of a six second drum solo, from existing as a flamboyant display of musical panache, to being included in globalisations' unseen arsenal of subliminal weaponry and simultaneously becoming the basis for an entirely new musical genre.

JDM Allstars - Wembley 2009 - The Drift Festival from JDM Allstars on Vimeo.

I won't lie to you. I think this woman is crazy! Crazy in a creatively acceptable way - not "I'll eat your face!" crazy, more of a "What colour is Tuesday?" type crazy.