The World Is My Block

Spotted in a terrible chicken shop in Old Street, North London...with these boxes they should rename themselves Ethical Fried Chicken.

If you can't read what's scribed on the fried chicken box it says:
"READ THIS
IT COULD STOP YOU GOING TO PRISON

IN PRISON
You CAN'T go to chicken shops whenever you want
You CAN'T hang out with your mates
You CAN'T see your family whenever you want
You CAN'T wear whatever you want

BUT RIGHT NOW
You CAN choose not to carry a knife

CARRY A KNIFE AND YOU COULD GET UP TO 4 YEARS IN PRISON"

So umm...it's a bit of a problem if our social situation alludes that not being able to go to the chicken shop would be the biggest deterrent for someone to put down a knife...if chowin down on £1 chicken and chips is the biggest thing you've got to worry about you REALLY don't have any real worries in life and you realllly don't need to be carrying any type of weapon...maybe not even a pencil.

It kinda reminds me of them reallllly bad government issued tunes, when the government try to relate to the "kids" by getting some known rappers or MCs to rhyme "don't shank, skank, stay in school, be cool!"

THAT said...if it works, it works!

"Bruvvvvv put daaan the shank fam! It ain't worth it, not if you can't even get a chicken burger in da pen ya getss me?"